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ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR
ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR
Uncover your unique blueprint for a profitable business that impacts the collective and liberates your creative genius
ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR
ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR
Uncover your unique blueprint for a profitable business that impacts the collective and liberates your creative genius
Get the all-encompassing business support you’ve been looking for, with high-level strategy, coaching, and hands-on implementation support to refine and align your offers, systems, funnels, and copy.
ELEVATE YOUR MESSAGING — to attract premium clients
BUILD THE FOUNDATIONAL SYSTEMS — to give your time back
ALIGN YOUR ENERGETICS — to remove the blocks keeping you unseen
HIGH LEVEL HANDS-ON SUPPORT — to fast-track your growth
Everything you need to automate, systematize, and scale your business – so you can enjoy more clients, money, and impact without hustling or burning out.
Build Your Business with the Expert 7-Module Online Training Curriculum
Our training includes 50+ easy-to-digest videos that marry your powerful magic with the business structures you need to get to your next level of growth. With meditations, journaling prompts, templates, and instructions on how to integrate each training into your business right away.
Receive Hands-On Systems and Implementation Support Every Month
Every month we host 2 live calls where you can get support on setting up systems and technology in your business, implementing what you learn within the program, and fine-tuning your offers and curriculum.
Access the Dirty Alchemy Resources Vault
Access over 120+ templates, guides, and resources, the same ones we use within our digital marketing agency and share with our 6- and 7-figure clients to help them scale, take work off their plate, and successfully complete 6+ figure launches. You’ll find everything from launch planning calendars to email templates, and everything in-between.
Weekly High-Level Strategy Coaching to Get Real-Time Feedback on Your Business
You’ll have space to ask all your pressing questions, from business basics to high-level strategy and planning to reach your next major goal. On weekly live coaching calls and daily in our private community, Sam and other program participants will help you break through the challenges in your business.
Amplify Your Message with On-Demand Copy Coaching
Unlike other business coaching programs out there, we offer on-demand copywriting feedback to help you align your copy and messaging to attract and convert more dream clients. Copy coaching will rewrite your brain to understand the nuances of great copywriting, a skill you will carry forward in your business for years to come.
World-Class Private Mentorship & Community Support
Connect & collaborate with other creative online business owners who can help you work through challenges as they arise and feel fully seen, heard, and felt on your journey. Entering an environment where you can watch your peers consistently hitting their stretch goals will inspire you to reframe what you think of as possible, confidently set your intentions, and align your reality with your desires.
Now more than ever, people are hungry for soulful leaders to guide them towards deeper meaning.
In 2021, the global personal development industry was worth over $41 billion dollars. It’s expected to reach $60 billion in the next 5 years.
That means there are more opportunities than ever before for online business owners, coaches, and course creators like you to bring your greatest work into the world – changing lives, making a massive impact, and generating the amount of money that truly reflects your gifts.
There has never been more potential for creative visionaries to create profitable, world-changing businesses.
Source: SkyQuest Technology Consulting, “Personal Development Market to Touch Valuation of $59.8 Billion by 2028,” Sept. 27, 2022.
Now, let’s talk about what this has to do with you…
You’re here because you’re unwilling to settle for “normal.” You want a business that spiritually and emotionally replenishes you, makes a difference in the lives of your clients, and financially supports you like a soulful sugar daddy.
But you’re still dealing with this:
Your business is in its early stages, and you’re spinning your wheels trying to figure out the best next steps.
You’ve heard from other business owners who spent years hustling, but you don’t want to wait that long before you start feeling supported by your business and create consistent revenue. You can bypass the bullshit trial-and-error and instead build your business right from the get-go.
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You’ve built a strong business & you want it to keep growing, but you’re overwhelmed by how much time and energy you need to commit.
You secretly hope you get sick because it will mean you have an excuse to take a day off. If you don’t build systems into your business now, it’s going to fall apart.
One thing’s for sure: You’re in it for the long term, and you want to reach every single person you’re meant to help. So burning out isn’t an option!
Want to know the good news?
There’s plenty of room in the world for your business to keep growing. Billions of dollars will be spent in the next 2 years. And that money can be spent on your offers and services.
In the ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR you’ll gain the training, skills, and experience to reconfigure your business so you can actually grow your business, without relying on you to do everything.
The Alchemical Business Accelerator
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Want to make the impact you were born to have, and actually enjoy the process?
Soul-centered marketing & business strategies intended to help you thrive as an online business owner
Proven approaches for creating your ideal calendar, so you get more free time while your business continues to grow
Feedback on your copywriting, systems, and technology from experts in the field
Magical tools & rituals to support you in reaching new heights through shadow work, hypnosis, meditations, and more.
Want to make the impact you were born to have, and actually enjoy the process?
Soul-centered marketing & business strategies intended to help you thrive as an online business owner
Proven approaches for creating your ideal calendar, so you get more free time while your business continues to grow
Feedback on your copywriting, systems, and technology from experts in the field
Magical tools & rituals to support you in reaching new heights through shadow work, hypnosis, meditations, and more.
Meet the Team
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Sam
Marketing & Systems Expert
For 10 years, Sam has been the mastermind behind 7-figure course launches and helping businesses scale from 6 to 7 and multiple-7-figure businesses. She’s been in the back pocket of industry leaders like Simone Seol and Carolyn Elliott. Sam leads weekly Thursday calls and Quarterly Events, and she’s available to coach you through stuck points and questions in our private Slack community.
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Elizabeth
Copywriter & Copy Coach
Elizabeth has been the behind-the-scenes copywriter for dozens of 6- and 7-figure online businesses. You can submit any piece of copy to Elizabeth for feedback and edits to make your copy stronger so it attracts and converts more clients. Previous Alchemical Business Accelerator members have said this alone is worth the price of the entire program!
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Robin
Traditional Astrologer & Implementation Dominatrix
As a Certified Life Coach with a master’s degree in Curriculum Design, Robin uses her expertise to help you identify stuck points, implement changes in your business, and hold you accountable. Every month, you'll meet with Robin for an astrological forecast during our Monthly Planning Session. She also hosts a monthly Systems Session, where you’ll have the opportunity to get feedback on launch planning, tech setup, and systems design.
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Elyna
Business Strategist
Elyna is an earth scientist, business strategist and deep intuitive. She's been the right hand woman in 6 and 7 figure businesses for a decade. Entrepreneurial women come to her when they need help with their heartfelt desire to express their wisdom (without burning out). She uses her strategic mind and scientific background to helps clients tune into how nature designed them…and align that with their business. Voila, when this happens….more money shows up, leadership expands, and there is more space for a nourishing life.
Is the Alchemical Business Accelerator for you?
You’re at the beginning of your online business & you want to fast-track your success.
You’re ready to share your gifts with the world & take your financial independence into your own hands by building an online business. You’ve heard your soul’s calling, you’re ready to start your business, and you want to set it up for success from year one.
You’re pivoting your business to something more soul-aligned
You built your business with such high hopes, but something doesn’t feel quite right. Maybe you’re not working with people who you wake up every morning excited to serve, or you want to unleash your true, weird, witchy self out into the world through your business. Whatever the reason, we’ll help you determine what isn’t working and re-align your business to light you up.
You have a successful business, but it’s draining you.
Your business is your lifeblood, your soul’s calling – but the feast-or-famine rollercoaster of launching leaves you burnt out. You know how to make money and you have an offer that’s selling well, but you’re exhausted from working all the time and you feel chained to your desk. You’re ready to build a scalable foundation for your business, so it can continue to grow without draining your energy.
Uncover your unique blueprint for a profitable business that impacts the collective and liberates your creative genius
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Uncover your unique blueprint for a profitable business that impacts the collective and liberates your creative genius ✴︎
Most online marketing courses, even from purpose-driven businesses, focus on growth.
Sales, launches, email lists, Instagram followers, revenue… It’s all about growing those numbers.
Obviously, growth is important. You started your business to make money doing what you love, and the bigger your audience, the more lives you can change with your work.
But growth isn’t the full picture.
Likewise… trying to grow a tree in a pot that’s too small for it will leave it stunted, because the root system isn’t big enough to support full growth.
If you want to grow your business, you need to make sure that you are putting as much energy into building a scalable foundation as you are focusing on growth.
Think of a massive oak tree with its branches stretching high into the sky.
It looks like everything happening is above the surface.
But the exact same amount of mass that you see above the soil is also growing underground in the root system.
The ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR is about building a root system for your business, so you can grow your biz into an enormous oak instead of a stunted bonsai.
And there’s a ripple effect...
As seeds fall from the tree, you can grow an entire oak forest. That’s the power of impact you can have on the world through your business.
Pro Tip: It takes more than being high vibe or doing mindset work to grow your business. Taking the right actions, building out your funnels, and creating masterful systems are equally as important in building a wildly successful business.
The Alchemical Business Accelerator is unlike any other spiritual mastermind out there because we’re an implementation container. You won’t only get the trainings you need to grow your business – you’ll also receive hands-on support from marketing, copywriting, funnel, and systems experts.
We’re into mindset & magic, but we’re also a digital marketing agency with a decade of experience. When you work with us, you get agency-level support.
The ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR Curriculum
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Become the Visionary CEO you are destined to be when you redefine the relationship you have with your business and free yourself from limiting beliefs that have preventing your progress.
Assets included:
→ 5 video trainings to step into your CEO identity, attune to your business’ energy, create your 100 year vision, and more.
→ The ABA Workbook: 280+ Pages of Lessons, Activities, and Journaling Prompts
→ 20+ Journaling Prompts to Activate the Visionary CEO Inside You
→ Guided Meditation: Meet the Soul of Your Business
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Amplify your power through potent rituals, unite your will with shadow work, and build a magical foundation into your business that will allow it to grow faster & with more ease.
Assets included:
→ 6 video trainings to amplify your power, unify your will through shadow work, and manifest your desires in your business & life.
→ Meditation: Soul Reintegration
→ 30 Day Hypnosis: Activate Your Most Abundant Timeline
→ Customized Affirmations Track
→ 20+ Journaling Prompts on Creating Your Reality
→ 5 Guided Shadow Work Assignments
→ Money Consciousness Worksheet
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Enchant your ideal clients with an ethical, love-based marketing strategy that prioritizes your clients’ experience and platforms your life-changing gifts.
Assets included:
→ 6 video trainings on attracting dream clients, identifying the unique transformation you provide, developing your customer journey, and more.
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Get off the adrenaline-fueled launch roller coaster when you understand the energetics of a launch and create an organized, repeatable launch project plan.
Assets included:
→ 7 video trainings on the energetics of a launch, communicating with your audience during a launch, creating launch assets, and more.
→ 3-Month Launch Project Plan Templates
→ 5-Week Mini-Launch Project Plan Templates
→ The Launch Planning Workbook
→ The Launch Evaluation Workbook
→ Launch Copy Assets Template
→ Hypnotic Audio for Wildly Successful Launches
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Elevate your messaging to attract AMAZING clients that respect your boundaries, show up to do the work & line up to give you a glowing testimonial.
Assets included:
→ 5 video trainings on writing seductive and effective copy, content marketing, storytelling and more.
→ On-Demand Copy Coaching from Our Expert Copywriter
→ The Avatar Questionnaire Worksheet
→ Client Avatar Description Charts
→ 3 Quick Tips for Subject Lines that Convert
→ 30 Days of Social Media Prompts
→ 15+ Templates for Sales Pages, Social Media Posts, Email Campaigns, and More
→ 5 Secrets to a Spellbinding Sales Page PDF
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Build a foundation for your business that allows you to have a spacious schedule and shrink your to-do list, while growing your impact and channeling your greatest ideas.
Assets included:
→ 7 video trainings on your zone of genius, your ideal schedule, creating marketing & sales systems, and more.
→ Game-Changer Planning & Tracking Spreadsheet for Revenue
→ Lead Tracking Spreadsheet
→ 15+ Journaling Prompts to Create Your Ideal Weekly Schedule & Remove Unnecessary Tasks from Your Plate
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Master your marketing & sales systems so your business can run on its own.
Assets included:
→ 7+ video trainings on creating marketing & sales systems in every area of your business.
→ The Ultimate Guide to Automations: A 15+ page guide to building out your automations
→ The Systems Quick-Start Guide: A 20+ page guide to setting up systems
→ 90-day Marketing Calendar
→ The SOP Vault: 120+ Ready-to-Use SOPS
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Grow your team with unicorns who care about your mission, take on the tasks that don’t light you up, and keep your business running even when you’re not online.
Assets included:
→ 5 video trainings on when to hire, 6 steps to the perfect hire, situational leadership, and more.
→ The Perfect Hire Workbook: The 40 page guide to growing your team with A-players
→ Perfect Hire Workbook (and Audio Version)
→ Perfect Hire Candidate Scorecard
→ Tempates: How to Write a Job Posting & Communicate with Applicants
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The 8-module intensive to supercharge your magical online business & make consistent revenue.
Assets included:
→ 8 video modules on your offer, pricing, mastering sales calls, money blocks and more.
→ 7 Planetary Magic Guided Meditations & Rituals for Business
How it works
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Attend private onboarding call to identify your unique path through the curriculum to get results as quickly as possible
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Join the Slack channel & introduce yourself to your future collaborators and our team that will support you
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Attend live weekly calls, monthly sessions & quarterly events
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Get direct feedback on your business assets & systems during the monthly calls & on-demand copy coaching
ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR
ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR
Enroll Today & Get Monthly Access To:
Weekly Live Q&A Calls
1x Monthly Implementation Call
1x Monthly Systems Call
1x Monthly Planning Session
On-Demand Copy Coaching
7 Training Modules
Bonus! Access to Monetize Your Magic: the 8-module course
EXPIRING Bonus #1: Private Energy Cleanse with Sam to clear the blocks in your energy field that are holding your business back
EXPIRING Bonus #2: One-on-One Copywriting Session With Our Professional Copywriter, Elizabeth
Upgrade To VIP To Get:
Monthly Private Coaching Calls with Sam
Monthly Private Sessions with our Business Strategist, Elyna
Monthly Private Copy Coaching with our Professional Copywriter Elizabeth
Access To A Dedicated Elite Group & Support Channel
Enroll For Just $1500 Per Month
*You can cancel anytime. Though we recommend joining for 3 months or more to get the full benefits of this alchemical container.
Your expiring bonuses expire 5 days after you received your acceptance email:
We love rewarding commitment! If you already know you want to commit to 3+ months, click here to view our other payment plans + save money.
Your Investment
Enroll Today & Get Monthly Access To:
Weekly Live Q&A Calls
1x Monthly Implementation Call
1x Monthly Systems Call
1x Monthly Planning Session
On-Demand Copy Coaching
7 Training Modules
Bonus! Access to Monetize Your Magic: the 8-module course
EXPIRING Bonus #1: Private Energy Cleanse with Sam to clear the blocks in your energy field that are holding your business back
EXPIRING Bonus #2: One-on-One Copywriting Session With Our Professional Copywriter, Elizabeth
Upgrade To VIP To Get:
Monthly Private Coaching Calls with Sam
Monthly Private Sessions with our Business Strategist, Elyna
Monthly Private Copy Coaching with our Professional Copywriter Elizabeth
Access To A Dedicated Elite Group & Support Channel
Enroll For Just $1500 Per Month
*You can cancel anytime. Though we recommend joining for 3 months or more to get the full benefits of this alchemical container.
We love rewarding commitment! If you already know you want to commit to 3+ months, click here to view our other payment plans + save money.
UPGRADE TO VIP
UPGRADE TO VIP
LIMITED TO 3 PEOPLE
Enroll As A VIP Today & Get Access To:
Monthly Private Coaching Calls with Sam
Monthly Private Sessions with our Business Strategist, Elyna
Monthly Private Copy Coaching with our Professional Copywriter Elizabeth
A Dedicated VIP Support Channel
Plus, Everything in Accelerator, including...
Weekly Live Q&A Calls
1x Monthly Implementation Call
1x Monthly Systems Call
1x Monthly Planning Session
On-Demand Copy Coaching
7 Training Modules
Bonus! Access to Monetize Your Magic: the 8-module course
EXPIRING Bonus #1: Private Energy Cleanse with Sam to clear the blocks in your energy field that are holding your business back
EXPIRING Bonus #2: One-on-One Copywriting Session With Our Professional Copywriter, Elizabeth
Enroll For Just $2500 Per Month
*You can cancel anytime. Though we recommend joining for 3 months or more to get the full benefits of this alchemical container.
Your expiring bonuses expire 5 days after you received your acceptance email…
We love rewarding commitment! If you already know you want to commit to 3+ months, click here to view our other payment plans + save money.
Upgrade to VIP
Limited to 3 people
Enroll As A VIP Today & Get Access To:
Monthly Private Coaching Calls with Sam
Monthly Private Sessions with our Business Strategist, Elyna
Monthly Private Copy Coaching with our Professional Copywriter Elizabeth
A Dedicated VIP Support Channel
Plus, Everything in Accelerator, including...
Weekly Live Q&A Calls
1x Monthly Implementation Call
1x Monthly Systems Call
1x Monthly Planning Session
On-Demand Copy Coaching
7 Training Modules
Bonus! Access to Monetize Your Magic: the 8-module course
EXPIRING Bonus #1: Private Energy Cleanse with Sam to clear the blocks in your energy field that are holding your business back
EXPIRING Bonus #2: One-on-One Copywriting Session With Our Professional Copywriter, Elizabeth
Enroll For Just $2500 Per Month
*You can cancel anytime. Though we recommend joining for 3 months or more to get the full benefits of this alchemical container.
We love rewarding commitment! If you already know you want to commit to 3+ months, click here to view our other payment plans + save money.
With the ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR, you’ll learn exactly how to…
Create epic marketing & sales systems that allow your business to run on autopilot, so you can make sales while you sleep
Enchant your soul clients with magnetic copywriting that keeps them coming back for more, more, more
Design your perfect core offer that feels aligned with your soul purpose & allows your business to continue scaling for years to come
Build your perfect team, delegate, and finally release the idea that it’s better to do everything yourself
Work on your ideal schedule when you identify the tasks you hate & move them off your plate, clearing your schedule for the high-level creation you long to do
Uncover & integrate your shadow blocks so you can quickly & easily manifest your desired results, with the support of our magical container
Meet your unique Visionary CEO identity & the Soul of Your Business and show up as the radiant leader of a powerful team & a profitable business
Understand the metrics that actually matter to keep your finger on the pulse of your business
Become fearlessly visible to your audience in a way that feels like a natural outpouring of your soul
Design a successful, repeatable launch plan so you can get off the feast-or-famine rollercoaster and finally feel ENERGIZED after a launch instead of drained
HEAR WHAT CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY -
HEAR WHAT CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY -
"Thanks to Sam and her team, I have an amazing ecosystem of business where we are constantly innovating, marketing, sales, and service delivery run seamlessly, and I truly do very little except think and vision, which makes me feel like I'm living my dream life.
“Sam is fiercely intelligent, immaculately organized, and impressively professional. On top of that, she is warm and kind, and speaks magic and witchery."
SIMONE SEOL
“With Sam's help, my advertising costs have dropped, my list has vastly expanded, and my revenue is up to seven figures. Working with her has led to a serious up-leveling of everything."
CAROLYN ELLIOTT
"Because of ABA, I feel way more confident in how I show up, I’ve had a total energetic transplant and mindset shift regarding visibility and money… I also realized the other day that I’m no longer a workaholic! I got so much support from Sam and the whole group of women. I understand the nuts and bolts and bigger picture of how digital marketing works and feel confident that in the future I know what to do to scale my business.”
CAROLINE KNIGHT
"If you are in a place where you want to take an already successful business to the next level and ground it with stability and systems to become the leader you always wanted to be - the Alchemical Business Accelerator is for you.”
ELYNA PAIZIS
“Celebrating that in the last few weeks I've secured 4 out of 8 spots for longer term astro-coaching and I haven't even announced this yet to my newsletter or IG community.
“This is an exponential increase in revenue with a sliver of the work output. Yes yes yes.”
BRITTEN LARUE
“I joined this program as my commitment to building out my root system. I was making SO much money but I was doing EVERYTHING myself... and I was ready for ease. In the first month I hired my epic VA, who is quickly growing into my Second Brain.
"In the time of this program we built out an entire Mastermind portal so that I have captured the entire process I walk them through. I digitally cloned myself.
"We created SOPs for so many things, which will make every launch and onboarding more and more like clockwork. We cleaned up my books and they're squeaky clean.
MY BUSINESS IS RUNNING WITHOUT ME.
"I am weeks away from a $250,000 launch, which because of my VA and the SOPs we've put in place will require... very little work on my part. I HAVE A ROOT SYSTEM."
KATHRYN MORRISSON
“Today I completed the 21-day cycle of our custom ABA guided hypnosis. I can honestly say that it gave me a level of relaxation that I haven't had in probably years.
“I also can feel how it has helped me shift to a gentler and more receptive mindset and reminded me that there is so much inner guidance available. Thank you so much for this gift.”
JAMIE RIDLER
HEAR WHAT CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY -
HEAR WHAT CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY -
"Thanks to Sam and her team, I have an amazing ecosystem of business where we are constantly innovating, marketing, sales, and service delivery run seamlessly, and I truly do very little except think and vision, which makes me feel like I'm living my dream life.
“Sam is fiercely intelligent, immaculately organized, and impressively professional. On top of that, she is warm and kind, and speaks magic and witchery."
SIMONE SEOL
“With Sam's help, my advertising costs have dropped, my list has vastly expanded, and my revenue is up to seven figures. Working with her has led to a serious up-leveling of everything."
CAROLYN ELLIOTT
"Because of ABA, I feel way more confident in how I show up, I’ve had a total energetic transplant and mindset shift regarding visibility and money… I also realized the other day that I’m no longer a workaholic! I got so much support from Sam and the whole group of women. I understand the nuts and bolts and bigger picture of how digital marketing works and feel confident that in the future I know what to do to scale my business.”
CAROLINE KNIGHT
"If you are in a place where you want to take an already successful business to the next level and ground it with stability and systems to become the leader you always wanted to be - the Alchemical Business Accelerator is for you.”
ELYNA PAIZIS
“Celebrating that in the last few weeks I've secured 4 out of 8 spots for longer term astro-coaching and I haven't even announced this yet to my newsletter or IG community.
“This is an exponential increase in revenue with a sliver of the work output. Yes yes yes.”
BRITTEN LARUE
“I joined this program as my commitment to building out my root system. I was making SO much money but I was doing EVERYTHING myself... and I was ready for ease. In the first month I hired my epic VA, who is quickly growing into my Second Brain.
"In the time of this program we built out an entire Mastermind portal so that I have captured the entire process I walk them through. I digitally cloned myself.
"We created SOPs for so many things, which will make every launch and onboarding more and more like clockwork. We cleaned up my books and they're squeaky clean.
MY BUSINESS IS RUNNING WITHOUT ME.
"I am weeks away from a $250,000 launch, which because of my VA and the SOPs we've put in place will require... very little work on my part. I HAVE A ROOT SYSTEM."
KATHRYN MORRISSON
“Today I completed the 21-day cycle of our custom ABA guided hypnosis. I can honestly say that it gave me a level of relaxation that I haven't had in probably years.
“I also can feel how it has helped me shift to a gentler and more receptive mindset and reminded me that there is so much inner guidance available. Thank you so much for this gift.”
JAMIE RIDLER
FAQs
When does the next cohort begin?
The Alchemical Business Accelerator is open for enrollment on a rolling basis. You can join at any time and stay for as many months as you desire.
How long is this mastermind?
We recommend staying for at least 3 months to get the full benefits of high-level support. We have had clients remain in ABA for one month, two years, and everything in-between. Your membership will renew every month, and you will have ongoing access to the calls, trainings, and copy coaching for as long as you are in the container.
How much time will I need to commit every week?
The right amount of time depends on your business’ needs and how quickly you want to reach your goals.
You should plan to set aside one hour every week to attend the weekly call (live or watch the replay) and an additional 2 hours every month for the Monthly Planning Session and Systems Call. Once a quarter, there is a half-day Quarterly Planning Session which you can attend live or watch the replay.
The training modules are self-paced. When you join, you’ll be invited to book an Onboarding Call where you will discover exactly which trainings you should focus on during your time within the container.
At the end of the day, the Alchemical Business Accelerator will save you time. When you join ABA, you are signing up to bypass months or years you might have otherwise spent in trial-and-error. Whatever slows you down in business – be it systems, copywriting, or tech – we have a dedicated team to help you identify exactly what you need to do next and support you in taking the right actions to hit your goals.
Is there a money-back guarantee?
No, but you can cancel your monthly membership at any time, no questions asked.
I truly believe in ABA and when you combine mindset, strategy, and high-level support, magic is possible. That said, we can’t guarantee any specific results because your goals will be built around your desired business + its mission so it will all vary client to client.
The testimonials we’ve shared are all from past clients who’ve experienced this work. They’ve shown up, did the work, and share their results from their heart. Again, no two clients are the same and no two clients will get the same results.
How do I know if this is right for me?
When you apply, you’ll be invited to book a free call with Sam to talk about whether the Alchemical Business Accelerator is right for your business. This is a stress-free, no-obligation call. If you and Sam decide it’s a mutual fit, you’ll be invited into the mastermind.
This is for online business owners who want to build a business that fucking WORKS. Where sales are consistently coming in, you have a marketing strategy that converts, you’re working less, and you feel comfortable showing up and being visible.
If you feel like you’re doing all the things but your business isn’t working, you need this.
ABA will allow you to bypass the bullshit and build a scalable foundation into your business so you can reach your goals faster – whether you’re ready to make your first $5k or $500k.
What do I get when I apply today?
When you join today, you’ll get instant access to our online training modules, calendar of calls, and private community. You’ll also receive a link to book an Onboarding Call with our team.
Why do I have to apply to be accepted into this program?
The Alchemical Business Accelerator is a highly curated container. When you apply and are accepted, you can be sure that you’re surrounded by a wonderful community of other dedicated business owners.
Will I have access to Sam?
Yes, you will have access to Sam during the Weekly Group Coaching Calls. If you would like 1:1 access to Sam and her team, you can apply to become a VIP member.
Does this framework work if I don’t have a team?
Yes! This is perfect if you don’t have a team. You’ll learn who to hire first, at what revenue level you can hire different people, and you can build your automated systems before you hire anyone, so you’re already taking work off your plate and making it easier for yourself.
Does this framework work if I’m an ecommerce business or a local business?
No. This program is specifically designed for online businesses that sell online programs, courses, or services.
Can’t I just figure this out on my own?
Lol, no. This framework comes from a decade of launching online courses and working with multiple 6- and 7-figure spiritual entrepreneurs. This is an implementation container where you will support you not only in learning, but in taking the ACTIONS you need to grow & scale your business.
We’ll cover everything, from your soul to your systems. There isn’t another program like this out there.
What if I can’t make the live calls?
I highly recommend attending the calls live, but if you can’t make it, don’t worry. You can send in your questions ahead of time for Sam to answer on the call. Replays will be available within 24 hours, and it can still be beneficial to hear other women getting their questions answered, things you might not even have thought about yet.
FAQs
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The Alchemical Business Accelerator is open for enrollment on a rolling basis. You can join at any time and stay for as many months as you desire.
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We recommend staying for at least 3 months to get the full benefits of high-level support. We have had clients remain in ABA for one month, two years, and everything in-between. Your membership will renew every month, and you will have ongoing access to the calls, trainings, and copy coaching for as long as you are in the container.
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The right amount of time depends on your business’ needs and how quickly you want to reach your goals.
You should plan to set aside one hour every week to attend the weekly call (live or watch the replay) and an additional 2 hours every month for the Monthly Planning Session and Systems Call. Once a quarter, there is a half-day Quarterly Planning Session which you can attend live or watch the replay.
The training modules are self-paced. When you join, you’ll be invited to book an Onboarding Call where you will discover exactly which trainings you should focus on during your time within the container.
At the end of the day, the Alchemical Business Accelerator will save you time. When you join ABA, you are signing up to bypass months or years you might have otherwise spent in trial-and-error. Whatever slows you down in business – be it systems, copywriting, or tech – we have a dedicated team to help you identify exactly what you need to do next and support you in taking the right actions to hit your goals.
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No, but you can cancel your monthly membership at any time, no questions asked.
I truly believe in ABA and when you combine mindset, strategy, and high-level support, magic is possible. That said, we can’t guarantee any specific results because your goals will be built around your desired business + its mission so it will all vary client to client.
The testimonials we’ve shared are all from past clients who’ve experienced this work. They’ve shown up, did the work, and share their results from their heart. Again, no two clients are the same and no two clients will get the same results.
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When you apply, you’ll be invited to book a free call with Sam to talk about whether the Alchemical Business Accelerator is right for your business. This is a stress-free, no-obligation call. If you and Sam decide it’s a mutual fit, you’ll be invited into the mastermind.
This is for online business owners who want to build a business that fucking WORKS. Where sales are consistently coming in, you have a marketing strategy that converts, you’re working less, and you feel comfortable showing up and being visible.
If you feel like you’re doing all the things but your business isn’t working, you need this.
ABA will allow you to bypass the bullshit and build a scalable foundation into your business so you can reach your goals faster – whether you’re ready to make your first $5k or $500k.
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When you join today, you’ll get instant access to our online training modules, calendar of calls, and private community. You’ll also receive a link to book an Onboarding Call with our team.
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The Alchemical Business Accelerator is a highly curated container. When you apply and are accepted, you can be sure that you’re surrounded by a wonderful community of other dedicated business owners.
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Yes, you will have access to Sam during the Weekly Group Coaching Calls. If you would like 1:1 access to Sam and her team, you can apply to become a VIP member.
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Yes! This is perfect if you don’t have a team. You’ll learn who to hire first, at what revenue level you can hire different people, and you can build your automated systems before you hire anyone, so you’re already taking work off your plate and making it easier for yourself.
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No. This program is specifically designed for online businesses that sell online programs, courses, or services.
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Lol, no. This framework comes from a decade of launching online courses and working with multiple 6- and 7-figure spiritual entrepreneurs. This is an implementation container where you will support you not only in learning, but in taking the ACTIONS you need to grow & scale your business.
We’ll cover everything, from your soul to your systems. There isn’t another program like this out there.
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I highly recommend attending the calls live, but if you can’t make it, don’t worry. You can send in your questions ahead of time for Sam to answer on the call. Replays will be available within 24 hours, and it can still be beneficial to hear other women getting their questions answered, things you might not even have thought about yet.
OUR CLIENTS HAVE…
Scaled their business from 6 to 7 figures
Shifted from doing everything themselves to freeing up time in their schedule so that they could focus on big-picture goals and visionary creation
Fixed their business from barely making a profit at 6+ figures to cutting costs & increasing their profits by 30%
Built incredible & productive teams eager to support the visionary CEO in her goals
Financially & emotionally recovered from years of flopped launches after they started focusing on the right metrics to bring in more clients and started hitting their stretch goals
Taken 4 months of maternity leave while her business ran without her
Elevate above the boring day-to-day of managing a business & instead focus on what they truly love: generating awesome ideas, talking to exciting new people, or simply taking a nap at 2pm
If you’re still not sure if the ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR will work for you, send us an email at support@thedirtyalchemy.com, and we’ll do our best to help you figure it out.
HEAR WHAT CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY -
HEAR WHAT CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY -
“I got so much out of ABA. My copywriting with Elizabeth was so helpful, I got her 3 pages for my website. She was gracious and precise and so quick in getting things back to me, I was wowed.
“I took our notes from our call and made a program! Thank you for your focused attention. I actually PUT THE PROGRAM OUT THERE and have a couple calls scheduled.
“I had a great call with Robin and have a much better sense of the next 2 years of my personal life and business (which ALWAYS need to go hand in hand) and got a clear date and time for launching my program which had me feel confident and clear headed. Even when snags came up I went with it with the clear energy I left my session with.”
— Elyna
“You guys amaze me. I’ve learned such big things since getting introduced to you guys, these lightbulb moments.”
— Denise
“Even with ABSURD tech issues and 3 days of "lost" welcome page* sales due to a squarespace glitch...
“...TORCHBEARER had the highest conversion rate of any previous summit by almost double. (5.6% conversion to lifetime access - $75 shy of the record setting summit Golden Threads 2020 which had 3x the list but HUGE post-summit melt.)
“I can't wait to see how this translates to the RESOUNDING success of my upcoming launch.
“THANK YOU Sam, Robin & Elizabeth!!!!!!!!!!”
— Helena Grant
HEAR WHAT CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY -
HEAR WHAT CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY -
“I got so much out of ABA. My copywriting with Elizabeth was so helpful, I got her 3 pages for my website. She was gracious and precise and so quick in getting things back to me, I was wowed.
“I took our notes from our call and made a program! Thank you for your focused attention. I actually PUT THE PROGRAM OUT THERE and have a couple calls scheduled.
“I had a great call with Robin and have a much better sense of the next 2 years of my personal life and business (which ALWAYS need to go hand in hand) and got a clear date and time for launching my program which had me feel confident and clear headed. Even when snags came up I went with it with the clear energy I left my session with.”
— Elyna
“You guys amaze me. I’ve learned such big things since getting introduced to you guys, these lightbulb moments.”
— Denise
“Even with ABSURD tech issues and 3 days of "lost" welcome page* sales due to a squarespace glitch...
“...TORCHBEARER had the highest conversion rate of any previous summit by almost double. (5.6% conversion to lifetime access - $75 shy of the record setting summit Golden Threads 2020 which had 3x the list but HUGE post-summit melt.)
“I can't wait to see how this translates to the RESOUNDING success of my upcoming launch.
“THANK YOU Sam, Robin & Elizabeth!!!!!!!!!!”
— Helena Grant
I know you’ve been telling yourself, “I just need to send more emails… I just need to grow my audience… I just need to create a new offer…”
Continuing to add tasks to your plate, even well-meaning tasks recommended by other business courses, will only lead to burnout.
As long as you believe that YOU need to do everything, your business will feel like a slog and you won’t have the time or energy to channel your best ideas.
Instead, you need to build a scalable foundation where tasks disappear from your plate as they are automated & you save time by systematizing as much as possible.
You need an expert team to give you high-level, hands-on support as you decide where to focus your energy, launch your perfect offer, create an in-flow marketing plan that aligns with your vision, and write magnetic copy that attracts so many dream clients you have to create a waitlist.
It’s waiting for you inside the ALCHEMICAL BUSINESS ACCELERATOR.
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